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Militаry dоg knоws it’s timе, sо hе lаys dоwn tо bе drаpеd in thе flаg

Dоgs plаy а rоlе in thе militаry just likе thеy dо fоr pоlicе dеpаrtmеnts аrоund thе wоrld. А Gеrmаn Shеphеrd nаmеd Bоdzа spеnt timе with humаn sоldiеrs in thе Unitеd Stаtеs Аir Fоrcе stаrting his 2006. His jоb wаs tо stiff оut bоmbs аnd hе spеnt timе in Kuwаit, Irаq …

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This mаrinе gаvе еvеrything fоr his cоuntry. Hе dеsеrvеs оur rеspеct.

Rеtirеd Mаrinе Cpl. Kylе Cаrpеntеr thоught hе wаs dеаd. Hе thоught thе еnеmy grеnаdе hаd killеd him. But hе wаs still brеаthing. “My bоdy wаs tоrn аpаrt by аn еnеmy hаnd grеnаdе … upоn аrriving аt Cаmp Bаstiоn, I wаs lаbеllеd P.Е.А. — pаtiеnt еxpirеd оn аrrivаl. I flаt-linеd аt …

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ARGENTINA: 128-year-old man claims he is Adolf Hitler

An elderly man from Salta in Argentina claims that he’s the infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler and that he spent the last 70 years in hiding. In an interview with the ultra-conservative newspaper El Patriota, the naturalized German immigrant explains that he arrived in the country in 1945 with a …

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Mother of sextuplets arrested for trying to sell her babies to circus

Lafayette, LA | A Louisiana woman has been arrested by authorities after allegedly trying to sell her six new born babies to a Russian circus traveling through town. Latifah LaCreme, 37, face charges of criminal attempt to commit aggravated child abuse and aggravated child neglect or endangerment, as well as …

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Irish farmer claims he was sexually assaulted by a leprechaun

A dairy farmer from Southern Ireland says he was sexually assaulted for two days by “an extremely short bearded humanoid” which he says is a leprechaun. In an exclusive interview broadcasted this morning on RTÉ, Angus Brennan from Watergrasshill, near Cork, says he was milking his cows on Saturday when …

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“JUST SHOOT THAT BIRD”: President trump foregoes tradition of pardoning a turkey for thanksgiving

The American president, Donald J. Trump, has put a rather abrupt end to the tradition of pardoning a turkey before Thanksgiving. In front of a large group of children, journalists, and admirers, the President was presented with the large bird which he was expected to pardon. Instead of “pardoning” the …

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Florida man drops down pants and sodomizes pink flamingo to death

Tampa Bay, FL | A 23-year-old man has been arrested this morning at Tampa Bay’s Busch Gardens after he allegedly proceeded to sexually assault a pink flamingo in front of horrified bystanders. Shocked witnesses saw Eduardo Jose Raphael Sanchez, 23, drop down his pants and jump into the flamingo pen …

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5 jars of pickled human testicles found in auctioned storage unit

A man made an eerie discovery after he purchased the content of a storage unit at an auction Yesterday, in Anaheim: five glass jars filled with dozens of marinated human testicles. 57-year Allen Price paid $375 at an auction for the content of a seized storage unit, hoping it could …

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Crystal meth addict nearly dies after chewing off his own genitals.

A man was found in a critical condition and lying a pool of his own blood after he allegedly chewed off his own penis while high on drugs. 37-year old Thomas James Franklin from Newark in New Jersey is recovering in the hospital after what investigators described as a “five-day …

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Man, divorces husband on wedding night because of his “inch-long” genital

Boston, MA | A Catholic man has filed for divorce only hours into his own wedding night after panicking over the smaller than average size penis of his new partner. Ken Spencer, 26, filed for a divorce with Tyron Smith, 28, only four hours into their wedding night after realizing …

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