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Drunk mall Santa arrested for having sex with plastic reindeer

Trenton, NJ | A 62-year-old man working as a shopping mall Santa Claus has been arrested for indecent exposure after he allegedly attempted to have sex with one of the plastic reindeers used as a decoration. Security agents at Capitol Plaza first intervened after complaints of shoppers who could see …

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Lab employee admits inventing a new drug to make ex-boyfriend impotent

An old proverb says that “vengeance is a dish better served cold”. Well, Alicia Parker from Wilmington in Delaware certainly believed in this saying. The 31-year old chemist was arrested around 7:15 this morning by officers of the New Castle Police for poisoning her former lover, 37-year old Brian Anderson …

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Flat Earth theorist disappears while sailing to the “end of the world”

A 68-year old man from California has gone missing in the Southern Indian ocean while attempting to reach “the End of the World”, hoping to demonstrate that Earth is flat. An international rescue mission has been launched this morning in order to Irvin Walters, a retired trucker and notorious member …

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New York: Man called Donald Trump arrested for sexual harassment

Brooklyn, NY | A 53-year man named Donald Trump was arrested this morning by the NYPD over charges of sexual misconduct. A 58-year old woman living in the same building as the President’s namesake accuses him of repeatedly making unsolicited comments of sexual nature. A total of seven criminal charges …

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Man’s plot to dump tons of LSD in L.A. water supply thwarted by police

Los Angeles, CA | A former employee of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power (LADWP) has been arrested this week after allegedly attempting to poison the city’s water supply with a potentially dangerous synthetic hallucinogen. Alexander S. Crow, 43, a former chemist and employee of the Los Angeles …

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Father missing since last Christmas found in chimney, dressed as Santa

The remains of a 41-year old man who disappeared on Christmas Eve last year were discovered Yesterday inside the chimney of his own residence. David Milbury, a father of three from Athens in Ohio, was reported missing on Christmas last year after he left the house to “prepare a surprise”. …

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Jealous woman superglue’s cheating boyfriend’s penis to his own anus

Chicago, IL | A 38-year-old man is currently being hospitalized at Chicago’s Mercy Hospital after his jealous girlfriend allegedly glued his penis to his own anus with Krazy Glue. Police responded to a call from Adam Smith, 38, whose girlfriend used cyanoacrylate adhesive, also known as Super Glue or Krazy …

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Death Penalty to Be Reintroduced For ‘World’s Worst’ Child Torturing Pedophile

An Australian pedophile, who was caught filming himself torturing, raping and killing children before sending the videos of his sick crimes to pedophile ring around the world, may have the death penalty reintroduced, just for him. 54-year-old Peter Gerard Scully is currently held in a Philippine prison charged with some …

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What Birthday Are You?

Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are: January 01 – 09 ~ Dog January 10 – 24 ~ Mouse January 25 – 31 ~ Lion February 01 – 05 ~ Cat February 06 – 14 ~ Dove February 15 – 21 ~ Turtle February 22 – 28 ~ …

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Pick A Mandala To Find Its Hidden Message For YOU!

Choose any of these six Mandalas, whichever you find the most appealing, then read to find out what the hidden message is inside this Buddhist and Hindu symbol of the metaphysical cosmos. Mandalas have long held mysteries deep inside their intricate patterns and they symbolize the universe. Each one has …

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