Irish farmer claims he was sexually assaulted by a leprechaun

A dairy farmer from Southern Ireland says he was sexually assaulted for two days by “an extremely short bearded humanoid” which he says is a leprechaun. In an exclusive interview broadcasted this morning on RTÉ, Angus Brennan from Watergrasshill, near Cork, says he was milking his cows on Saturday when …

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“JUST SHOOT THAT BIRD”: President trump foregoes tradition of pardoning a turkey for thanksgiving

The American president, Donald J. Trump, has put a rather abrupt end to the tradition of pardoning a turkey before Thanksgiving. In front of a large group of children, journalists, and admirers, the President was presented with the large bird which he was expected to pardon. Instead of “pardoning” the …

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15-ton prehistoric shark captured off coast of Pakistan

Karachi | A giant prehistoric shark previously thought to be extinct for more than 20 million years has been captured by local fishermen off the coast of Pakistan, reports the Islamabad Herald this morning. The giant creature first thought to be a great white shark was rapidly declared by experts …

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CONGO: A group of chimpanzees seem to have mastered fire

Ubundu| A group of bonobo apes living in the Salonga National Park, may have mastered the basic practice of creating and using fire. This particular group of almost three hundred specimens from this rare and extremely intelligent race of great apes, have been under close surveillance by a team of …

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Florida man drops down pants and sodomizes pink flamingo to death

Tampa Bay, FL | A 23-year-old man has been arrested this morning at Tampa Bay’s Busch Gardens after he allegedly proceeded to sexually assault a pink flamingo in front of horrified bystanders. Shocked witnesses saw Eduardo Jose Raphael Sanchez, 23, drop down his pants and jump into the flamingo pen …

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5 jars of pickled human testicles found in auctioned storage unit

A man made an eerie discovery after he purchased the content of a storage unit at an auction Yesterday, in Anaheim: five glass jars filled with dozens of marinated human testicles. 57-year Allen Price paid $375 at an auction for the content of a seized storage unit, hoping it could …

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Crystal meth addict nearly dies after chewing off his own genitals.

A man was found in a critical condition and lying a pool of his own blood after he allegedly chewed off his own penis while high on drugs. 37-year old Thomas James Franklin from Newark in New Jersey is recovering in the hospital after what investigators described as a “five-day …

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Man, divorces husband on wedding night because of his “inch-long” genital

Boston, MA | A Catholic man has filed for divorce only hours into his own wedding night after panicking over the smaller than average size penis of his new partner. Ken Spencer, 26, filed for a divorce with Tyron Smith, 28, only four hours into their wedding night after realizing …

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57-year old virgin sues his former school for teaching him abstinence

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama | A man has filed a $450,000 civil lawsuit against his former high school for “inappropriately promoting abstinence” as part of the sexual education program, saying these teachings had “ruined his life”. 57-year James Holmes says the sexual education he received at the Jemison High School was “traumatizing” …

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400-pound man who lives at home sues his parents because he is fat

Columbus, OH | A 27-year-old man who still lives in his parents’ basement is suing them for allegedly making him “morbidly obese”. Matthew Pickler, a former video game tester now currently unemployed, is taking his parents to court because he blames them for jeopardizing his health. The young man who …

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