Babysitter transported to hospital after inserting a baby in her vagina

Cincinnati, Ohio | A 31-year old woman was admitted to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center yesterday after the 14-month old toddler she was babysitting got stuck in her vaginal cavity. Latifah Brown called 911 around 9:30 PM last night, reporting that she had a baby stuck in her vagina. …

Read More »

Woman rolls over hairdresser with her car after he “ruined” her hair

An 18-year old woman was arrested this morning after she deliberately ran over her hairdresser seven times with her car. According to the Chicago Police Department, Cassandra Gilmore, from Oak Lawn in Illinois, had her hair cut this morning at Luigi’s Beauty Palace in downtown Chicago, by the famous stylist …

Read More »

ZIMBABWE: Pride of lions kills 5 poachers and injures 3 others

Harare | The Zimbabwean authorities have confirmed that 5 men were killed and 3 others were severely injured when attacked by a pride of lions in the Hwange National Park, in the Matabeleland North province. The victims are local poachers who were illegally hunting for elephants inside the boundaries the …

Read More »

Man, on crystal meth kills 12 neighbors, thinking they’re zombies

Atlanta, Georgia | A 32-year old man went on a killing frenzy last night, after spending 36 hours in a row watching Walkind Dead while doing drugs. According to the police, Kevin Fogarty was so badly intoxicated with crystal meth, that he became convinced his apartment was surrounded by zombies. …

Read More »

Rupaul claims trump touched him inappropriately in the 1990s

The famous drag queen, actor and recording artist Rupaul, claims that Donald Trump grabbed his ass and genitals during a party in 1995. In an exclusive interview with the Hollywood Inquirer, Rupaul said that Mr Trump “made a move” on him during an event celebrating the release of the movie …

Read More »

‘Little old lady’ arrested for making fur coats with neighbor’s cats

Waco | An 85-year old Texas woman has been arrested by local law enforcement after being caught on film kidnapping one of her neighbor’s cats with which she is accused of making fur coats. The recent disappearance of domestic animals in the neighborhood started to arise suspicion from local residents …

Read More »

Mysterious remains of a whale found in a park in Oklahoma

Muskogee| A city worker made an incredible discovery while cleaning up a public park on the banks of the Arkansas river: he found a 40-foot long humpback whale laying lifeless, hundreds of miles away from its natural habitat. The worker discovered the beached whale around 9:00 this morning, just after …

Read More »

MEXICO: New vaccine could cure homosexuality and pedophilia

TEHRAN | Scientists at the Tehran University of Medical Sciences (TUMS) have developed a vaccine which could possibly alter the gene responsible for homosexuality and pedophilia, reports the Persian Times this week. The newly developed vaccine uses DNA-altering technology to ‘knock out’ a prostate gene believed to raise sexual tension …

Read More »

Catholic priest hospitalized to have a crucifix removed from his rectum

Boston | A 57-year old Catholic priest was admitted at the Boston Medical Center this morning under very embarrassing circumstances. Father Wendel O’Connor was rushed to the hospital after he called 911 to report that he had “fallen in the shower” and had a 10-inch long crucifix stuck in his …

Read More »

Drunk mall Santa arrested for having sex with plastic reindeer

Trenton, NJ | A 62-year-old man working as a shopping mall Santa Claus has been arrested for indecent exposure after he allegedly attempted to have sex with one of the plastic reindeers used as a decoration. Security agents at Capitol Plaza first intervened after complaints of shoppers who could see …

Read More »